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[Redh]

Greetings earthlings! We interrupt this transmission to bring you news that the Cyrus website will be moving to a different server at some point over the next 48 hours, or maybe at some point before or after that.

You may experience strange phenomenon such as new posts or threads disappearing, emails not being sent or even duplicated, and even a possible complete site failure, resulting in a bombardment of error messages and/or your computer harddrives being permanently destroyed.

Please rest assured that all of these errors will be attended to as a matter of the utmost urgency. Just as soon as I've had a rest. And gone out for a spot of shopping. And maybe a bite to eat. But after that, you can bet for sure I'll be all over any problems that may arise like a rash. A great big, spotty rash. With puss.

After this change has been completed and all the problems ironed out, we hope to bring you an even greater level of service. For those of you who have not had their entire harddrives wiped by our minor website problems, you can look forward to Aion item linking and a Ventrilo status monitor - all at no extra charge!

Thankyou, and goodnight! :cool:

[Kesa]

Jeez! sounds like my local council is running our website

Tales of impending doom, Bullshit promises, Total disruption to life as we know it and a humourous overtone to mask the utter lack of caring and interest to boot!! You really are a master of your art my friend :P

Somebody shoot me pleeeeeeez!!

HeHe :)

[Protean]

eta....


http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/9716/explodeerror.jpg

[Monzaemon]

Hey while your at it, don't forget your midday nap. It's good for ya!

[Lennethz]

Hey while your at it, don't forget your midday nap. It's good for ya!

hmmm im up for that! :P

[Sophita]

Couldnt have discribed my local council better really, same around here throgger, road is full of huge pot holes, general local council is really not efficient or organised at all it seems >.<

[Monzaemon]

heh, you should have seen it over here. there was a festival in town not to long ago, so the road going trough downtown was painted with loads of randoms stuff.

After the festival they noticed. This paint stuff we did wont really come off in the first place! Oh well, we'll just have to tear up all the Asphalt and lay some new. Putting half the main street under construction. This is like the third time they remake it this summer... >_<

[Seregon]

This is why in our village we drive 4x4 and leave the roads in a real bad way,dont fix street lights and dont put up road signs.

It keeps the thru traffic out....... no wait a minute......

We dont have roads
we dont have street lights
we dont have road signs (see above)

Thats right folks im a hobbit and live in the shire

[Seraya]

Thats right folks im a hobbit and live in the shire

YORKshire :p

[Aethis]

Hobbitshire?

[Leibnitz]

Buckland is actually 2 miles from my house.

Hey did this interrupted transmission happen yet?

[Mavuranes]

If it did, didn't notice anything about it. Which is good!

[Erish]

My city consil is on the other end of the spectrum. Anything in natural state is a red flag to them and they aim for this:

http://fi.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiedosto:Hervanta_3.jpg

There where little patches of forrest there not many years back and few shops in the middle of it. Now theres stuff that locals refer as "beton jungle", "great red brick wall" and "shopping center".

We have little houses like "Mikontalo" for the students:
http://fi.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiedosto:Mikontalo_student_housing_in_Hervanta-large_view.jpg

We do have holes on the road as well but they are usually because 4th ISP is drawing their own phonelines and they cant remember where the pipe is.

[Redh]

Hey did this interrupted transmission happen yet?

Not yet - when it does, everything will temporarily stop working :o

[Aethis]

*Gasps* What will everyone do without the forums!?!?!

[Monzaemon]

Quick! Troll it as much as possible before it goes down!!!!!!111

[Aethis]

Do that and Red will put you on the naughty step with Hannah Montana singing on the radio next to you! :P

[Kesa]

Am I the only one that would be quite content to be sent to the naughty step if it meant watching Hannah Montana playing on a radio next to you??

but I guess that would depend on what she was playing with eh........

:0

Oh gimme a break she IS legal :P lol

[Aethis]

ooooohhh that was an embarrassing typo!

[Leibnitz]

You watch radios Thogger?

[Redh]

Aethis put in a sneaky edit - he originally said something that could be taken slightly differently :p

[Aethis]

Damn you Red!!!!!

[Kesa]

Trust me it made more sense b4 he edited it lol
but dont worry m8 ur not the first to question my sanity and I very much doubt that you will be the last! :P

[Monzaemon]

I feel that this thread has become sligthy off topic :p

[Kesa]

LMAO

Did you read the origional post?

The inane ramblings of an obviously stressed and overworked GM on the verge of a total mental meltdown!!
How could you possibly respond to that without bringing in to question your own mental stability and risking a prompt home visit from the men in white coats.
The only feesable way of keeping this thread alive and avoiding being dragged into psychological oblivion by this unfortunate victim of new guild pressure was to hijack it with a "do you like your local council" or "my god she looks hot in a bikini" tangent!

Get well soon Redh n dont worry those lil pink dudes in fishnet stockings are ur friends m8 :P

HeHe

[Aethis]

I think insanity is required to be a part of this guild :P

[Monzaemon]

The man got a point. Amen for insanity

[Aethis]

Yey for Woolly Chickens!!!! *Dances half naked on the garage roof*

[Erish]

I think insanity is required to be a part of this guild :P

Insane people are the best. Why read books when rl can be so exiting? :D

[Aethis]

hehehe indeed :D

[Seregon]

Actually i decided against what i was gonna say, instead im gonna watch re-runs of Hannah Montana.

Now where did i put that box of Kleenex:eek:

[Aethis]

I see Red's finally converted you to Montanaism :S NNOOOOO come back!!!!

[Redh]

I hate to inform you all, but this transfer still hasn't taken place! It will apparently be going through overnight tonight, which could be a problem as I wont have internet access in the morning to fix anything.

So we may be down for a little while. Please write down any posts you were going to make on a piece of paper, and type them up when we are back - we'd hate to lose anything.

:eek:

[Monzaemon]

Haha, sounds troublesome to actually plan what you're gonna post, specially with the average "quality" of the random threads flying around :p

[Leibnitz]

I have downloaded my personality onto a crystal matrix. Proceed.

[UKproud]

^ :) Is the update done now then? or will it happen later tonight. Its already 12:35am here

[Redh]

Yes it's done now. We have moved servers, and now I can start adding a couple of new features to the site that were previously restricted :)

[UKproud]

Thanks for fast reply ! & sounds good. Name a few of the things? :D

[Redh]

The two main things are AionArmory item link integration for our forums, and a "who's online" ventrilo status script for our homepage.

Hopefully the site will be a little bit quicker too :D

[UKproud]

Wow thats a nice addition :) Site already runs fast for me whats nice :P Is there a way you can get the chat at the top of the page to automatically refresh faster?

[Redh]

I can set the chat to update faster, but that may have a negative impact on loading times, and eat all our bandwidth. It's not supposed to be a proper chat room, more just a chat box to leave casual messages :)

I'd look into getting us a proper chat room, but soon we'll have Aion!

[UKproud]

Plus we do have vent, but people are waiting for the game to open up :) NCsoft posted another message on there main website but nothing about Open beta.

http://www.gamezone.com/news/08_17_09_12_04PM.htm

Some story

[Aethis]

Not a bad story :)